Yes.
Yes, I want this to exist.



Yes.
Yes, I want this to exist.
Everyone thought paid retainers and fantasia would be the end of it.
You were warned.
Cash shop in, TrystWildkey out.

I'm going to make an old white Hume named Mill O'Beilley and he's going to make a slander-based Republican news talk show on Mox News (tm) who will make a statement on Lalafell Magazine.
"Dag nabbit, them midgets are half of a person under the eyes of the Twelve! Why should they be allowed their own magazine? Eorzean political adviser Sarah Palin (the real Sarah Palin, from Earth) is here to give her comments."



No way, call the roeg mag "Beauty in the Beast"
I REFUDIATE THAT RESENT! Don't you misunderestimate lalafell intellectigence!!

Sarah Palin: I can see Eorzea from my backyard, and all of us REAL Eorzeans know that it is a threat to the core values bestowed upon us by the one true 12.I'm going to make an old white Hume named Mill O'Beilley and he's going to make a slander-based Republican news talk show on Mox News (tm) who will make a statement on Lalafell Magazine.
"Dag nabbit, them midgets are half of a person under the eyes of the Twelve! Why should they be allowed their own magazine? Eorzean political adviser Sarah Palin (the real Sarah Palin, from Earth) is here to give her comments."



I would like you to do an investigation on whether or not it is safe to feed lalafell after midnight
I'm never sure if it safe or not, it would put my mind at ease



If this exists, I want... nay, I DEMAND "Roegadyn Fancy" magazine too.





Haha, that's cute.It would work much better if it was written in actual Eorzean font though.
Somehow I picture all races having their own unique 'special interest' mags - 'Hyur Herald', 'Elezen Express' and 'Miqo'te Monthly' anyone?(as long as the miqo'te one doesn't turn into an adult magazine
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It would work much better if it was written in actual Eorzean font though. 
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