Quote Originally Posted by DoctorMog View Post
Phoenix:

You can't kill it.

You throw your face at it over and over, thinking "this time it will die for good", "maybe it just has 9 phases"

But nope.

It just rebirths.

So, after you have exhausted yourself trying to kill Phoenix and rage quit after posting on the lodestone how terrible Square Enix is, Phoenix agrees to help you out so that you will shut up.


Requirements:
50+ serious attempts at killing Phoenix.
5-10 posts on lodestone about game balance issues.
10-20 minutes of whining in linkshell chat.


Dude get a little serious here