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  1. #1
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    Phoenix:

    You can't kill it.

    You throw your face at it over and over, thinking "this time it will die for good", "maybe it just has 9 phases. No? Maybe it just has 18 phases.... No? 41 phases..NO? WTF"

    But nope.

    It just rebirths. Every time.

    You never kill Phoenix.

    So, after you have exhausted yourself trying to kill Phoenix ( you need to attempt it over 100 times) Phoenix sees how dedicated you are and, feeling sad for you, joins you and whack-a-carbuncle on your pokemmoner quest.
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    Last edited by DoctorMog; 01-27-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorMog View Post
    Phoenix:

    You can't kill it.

    You throw your face at it over and over, thinking "this time it will die for good", "maybe it just has 9 phases"

    But nope.

    It just rebirths.

    So, after you have exhausted yourself trying to kill Phoenix and rage quit after posting on the lodestone how terrible Square Enix is, Phoenix agrees to help you out so that you will shut up.


    Requirements:
    50+ serious attempts at killing Phoenix.
    5-10 posts on lodestone about game balance issues.
    10-20 minutes of whining in linkshell chat.


    Dude get a little serious here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlock View Post
    [IMG][/IMG]

    Dude get a little serious here

    I changed a few mechanics. Check it out.

    Version 2 has 200% less spite and 322% more realism.
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    Tani Shirai
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    I do have some ideas for smallish boss battles, like a worg chief on the outskirts of the Shroud, a humorous Adamantoise boss in the swamps, a mustached Kobold Chieftain, a few Biggs and Wedge encounters, but I don't know how to fit them in just yet, or even which to pick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shurrikhan View Post
    I do have some ideas for smallish boss battles, like a worg chief on the outskirts of the Shroud, a humorous Adamantoise boss in the swamps, a mustached Kobold Chieftain, a few Biggs and Wedge encounters, but I don't know how to fit them in just yet, or even which to pick...
    Don't worry too much about how they fit in. Just detail the fight. I am mostly curious to see the kind of expectations people have for complex battles in the game. If you have an idea go for it. I will put anything that I find clever or funny of the front page.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shurrikhan View Post
    **JDR, I'd love to see your take on Leviathan.
    I think i will be doing leviathan next, yes. I had not thought of the ship idea though (its a very good one), so mine might be a bit different. Also call me Sestina. I was a dummy when I made my forum name.
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    Last edited by JDR388; 01-28-2013 at 05:49 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JDR388 View Post
    I think i will be doing leviathan next, yes. I had not thought of the ship idea though (its a very good one), so mine might be a bit different. Also call me Sestina. I was a dummy when I made my forum name.
    I'd love to see that as well, Sestina. I wonder how much it will differ from the ship idea
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