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    Mar 2011
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    Limsa
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    Character
    Doctor Mog
    World
    Hyperion
    Main Class
    Lancer Lv 51
    Phoenix:

    You can't kill it.

    You throw your face at it over and over, thinking "this time it will die for good", "maybe it just has 9 phases. No? Maybe it just has 18 phases.... No? 41 phases..NO? WTF"

    But nope.

    It just rebirths. Every time.

    You never kill Phoenix.

    So, after you have exhausted yourself trying to kill Phoenix ( you need to attempt it over 100 times) Phoenix sees how dedicated you are and, feeling sad for you, joins you and whack-a-carbuncle on your pokemmoner quest.
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    Last edited by DoctorMog; 01-27-2013 at 02:20 PM.