Ah, but will facing north-by-northeast at 2:45 a.m. while the moon is a waning crescent result in a 27% increase in your chances to synthesize HQ mythril ingots!? That is real the question!
There we go. Undeniable proof that this can be none other than.........SIREN!

I mean, Shiva!
Apparently, Ferne has been promoted as FFXIV's official troll lol