NPC Linkperl message, R30 Marauder quest.

[Macha]

Waekbyrt: Scrag! Ye didn't go spendin' all that gelt I gave ye on stone-hard blood sausages, did ye? Nay? What in the seven hells be the point o' workin' yer godsdamned fingers to th' bone if ye cannot dip yer nethers in th' lake o' luxury!? Drag that sorry arse o' yers down to th' Astalicia. I gots me some words fer ye.

You whore! You didn't go and spend all that gil I gave you on male prostitutes (or, more faithfully, "getting yourself some man-meat") did you? What's in the hell is is point of working your a** off if you can't get any? Get your a** down to the Astalcia. I need to have a word with you.

[Moth]

I can't remember what rank Fishing quest it is, but a guy refers to his junk in a very unsubtle manner. The entire fishing quest line is ripe with penis jokes.

Every fishing quest is like that... and you get a shiny gold subligar xD