Why this troll keeps getting food is beyond me, but in case OP is serious..

What SE does:
-notify of important decisions taken
-notify of important events to come
-notify of progress
-notify of things impacting the players
*over all SE gives us info related to the important stuff, seems minor as not much is fodder

What OP wants:
-dev A, had fish for lunch
-dev B, spent 30min in the W/C
-window cleaner at SE coming on Tuesday
-dev C and dev P are getting married

SE is a software development company, compared to many others they are quite noisy... the company i work for do the same just different field, and our clients get maybe one notification a month about progress... many times that note is no longer then "everything is on track"