I am actually greatly looking forward to these quests. I will not complain and there is nothing to complain about.

If you want convoluted quests that you need a wiki and 2 other websites open at the same time in the background to even begin to understand what the heck you're supposed to do, there's older games that do that for you.

The titling of the moist patch might be a tad bit over the top, consider they hadn't done it. There'd be the same amount of players complaining. So just accept the prettiness of FFXIV: ARR and move along.