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I like turtles.
you almost got me^^SE, can you please start the beta test early and expand it to have as many servers as possible so you can invite me, all my friends, the rest of my server, and all the other 600,000 players that bought FFXIV 1.0. I realize that their opinion should count for something, which is why I am asking for expanded servers instead of selfishly only asking for space for me and my friends who have supported this game since release.
I mean, look at my lodestone history! I even got both of the behest and guildleve world achievements! Doesn't that count for something? I have been here since the beginning and I will be here 'til the end. Even after the game goes free-to-play I will never stop logging in my unending amount of hours into the game. Maybe in the future someone will invent technology that will allow SE to print out every hour I have ever logged into the game as a little gold nugget and it will make SE the richest company ever!!!
And by the way, since I got the Collector's Edition for 75 DOLLARS even after most people hated the beta test, can you please put me on a subscription program and send me edible Collector's Edition disc-shaped treats that are fried in creamy cinnamon milk and slathered in butter for me to eat every month while I wait for FFXIV version 2.0 to come out. And while you're at it, could the promotion be expanded to send me little purple potion-shaped glass bottles that come with a special FFXIV ARR-branded formulation of Mountain Dew with twice the caffeine and energy to keep me awake at night while I re-watch all the Producer Letters LIVE and master a DVD with all of them on it so I can play it on a loop on every screen on my house.
Thank U SE I love you!!
The beta is not for you to play, the beta is for you to test. Get over yourself.
SE, can you please start the beta test early and expand it to have as many servers as possible so you can invite me, all my friends, the rest of my server, and all the other 600,000 players that bought FFXIV 1.0. I realize that their opinion should count for something, which is why I am asking for expanded servers instead of selfishly only asking for space for me and my friends who have supported this game since release.
I mean, look at my lodestone history! I even got both of the behest and guildleve world achievements! Doesn't that count for something? I have been here since the beginning and I will be here 'til the end. Even after the game goes free-to-play I will never stop logging in my unending amount of hours into the game. Maybe in the future someone will invent technology that will allow SE to print out every hour I have ever logged into the game as a little gold nugget and it will make SE the richest company ever!!!
And by the way, since I got the Collector's Edition for 75 DOLLARS even after most people hated the beta test, can you please put me on a subscription program and send me edible Collector's Edition disc-shaped treats that are fried in creamy cinnamon milk and slathered in butter for me to eat every month while I wait for FFXIV version 2.0 to come out. And while you're at it, could the promotion be expanded to send me little purple potion-shaped glass bottles that come with a special FFXIV ARR-branded formulation of Mountain Dew with twice the caffeine and energy to keep me awake at night while I re-watch all the Producer Letters LIVE and master a DVD with all of them on it so I can play it on a loop on every screen on my house.
Thank U SE I love you!!
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SE, derp derp herpa derp derp derp derp derp herp, derp, derp, derp derp derp 600,000 herpa derp derp derp FFXIV 1.0. Herpity derp derp derp herpa derp derp derp, herp derpa derp derp derp herp.
Derpa herp, derpity derp derp! Herp derp derp herpa derp derp derp herp herp derp derp! Herp derp herpa derp derp? Derp derp derp, herp derpity derp derp derp herp derp derp. Derp derp derp herp derp herp-derp-derp herp derp derpity derp derp herpa derp. Herp derp derpa derpity derp derp derp SE derp derp herpa derp derp derpa derp SE herp derp derpity derp!!!
Herp derp derp herpa, herp derp herpa derp 75 DERPS herp derp derp derp, herp derp derp herpity derpity derp derp herpa derp derp derp derpity herp-derp derp derp derp herpity derp derp derp herp derp derp derp herpa derp derp derp FFXIV herp 2.0 derp herpity derp. Herpa derp depity derp, herp derp derpity derp herpa derp derp derp herp derp derp derp herp-derp herpa derp derp herp derpa derp FFXIV HERP-derp herpa derp derp herpity derp derp derp herpa derp derp derp derp herpity derp derp herpa derp herp-derp derp derp herp DERP derp derp herpa derp derp derp HERP herpa derpity derp derp herpa derp derp derp herp derp derp derp.
Herpa DERP SE herpity derp derp!!
P.S. worse sarcasm ever.
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