Start the Beta test early with expanded servers that are up 24/7

[HiirNoivl]

SE, can you please start the beta test early...Thank U SE I love you!!

The short answer is "No."

The long answer is "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

[Keith_Dragoon]

And by the way, since I got the Collector's Edition for 75 DOLLARS even after most people hated the beta test, can you please put me on a subscription program and send me edible Collector's Edition disc-shaped treats that are fried in creamy cinnamon milk and slathered in butter for me to eat every month while I wait for FFXIV version 2.0 to come out. And while you're at it, could the promotion be expanded to send me little purple potion-shaped glass bottles that come with a special FFXIV ARR-branded formulation of Mountain Dew with twice the caffeine and energy to keep me awake at night while I re-watch all the Producer Letters LIVE and master a DVD with all of them on it so I can play it on a loop on every screen on my house.

Thank U SE I love you!!

Best suggestion ever to grace these forums and I stand 100% behind you sir!

[Nox]

SE, can you please start the beta test early and expand it to have as many servers as possible so you can invite me, all my friends, the rest of my server, and all the other 600,000 players that bought FFXIV 1.0. I realize that their opinion should count for something, which is why I am asking for expanded servers instead of selfishly only asking for space for me and my friends who have supported this game since release.

I mean, look at my lodestone history! I even got both of the behest and guildleve world achievements! Doesn't that count for something? I have been here since the beginning and I will be here 'til the end. Even after the game goes free-to-play I will never stop logging in my unending amount of hours into the game. Maybe in the future someone will invent technology that will allow SE to print out every hour I have ever logged into the game as a little gold nugget and it will make SE the richest company ever!!!

And by the way, since I got the Collector's Edition for 75 DOLLARS even after most people hated the beta test, can you please put me on a subscription program and send me edible Collector's Edition disc-shaped treats that are fried in creamy cinnamon milk and slathered in butter for me to eat every month while I wait for FFXIV version 2.0 to come out. And while you're at it, could the promotion be expanded to send me little purple potion-shaped glass bottles that come with a special FFXIV ARR-branded formulation of Mountain Dew with twice the caffeine and energy to keep me awake at night while I re-watch all the Producer Letters LIVE and master a DVD with all of them on it so I can play it on a loop on every screen on my house.

Thank U SE I love you!!

Hello there sarcasm, I do so love thee.

[TomCarroll]

You know, even though it's obviously a sarcastic post, it really doesn't add much of anything to the community. Although, you got me to reply, so I guess that's a thing.

[Neptune]

Welcome Tom Carroll to the CRISIS that is Alpha test invites. I'm so glad you could tune in at this critical juncture of opportunity and circumstance.

P.S. worse sarcasm ever.

Your mom is the worst P.S.

I hope you're joking. Even my 60+ year old neighbor knows who that is. lol

I didn't say who I said what

[Forerunner]

I love some Neptune posts.

Like this one.

And his hardcore 'FFXI' mode thread. Best thread on the forums ever.

[Ricky]

Alpha/Beta aren't for fun, they're controlling testing and research environments

[tobyx]

While I do think that it's not a good thing to post here, I just have to say how hilariously funny all those people are that simply read the thread topic and decided to reply without ever reading the OP and understanding this is sarcasm.

There will be more. That's even more funny. Ha.

[Cedri]

What is that graphic supposed to be of? lol

That's E. Honda from Guitar Hero.

[Forgo]

Why don't you GTFO and get me an Alpha invite.

that will get you liked..yep yelling at ppl and trolling on the game makers. I think you need to just chill and let your
noob pills wear off ok?