Oh god, I can't be kind anymore. I just can't.

I knew this was going to happen. I knew people would be complaining, whining, and QQing over not getting into alpha. Heck, there were even posts saying to prepare for the tsunami of tears to come washing over the forums. Still, the anticipation doesn't make this any less pathetic. Guess what, guys? I didn't get into alpha either! Am I surprised? No. Do I think I'm entitled to it just because I'm a Legacy member? No. Am I angry? No. Is my whole world crashing down around me? No.

Look, people chosen to get into alpha were chosen at random. You happened not to be one of the lucky ones chosen. Deal with it. And guess what? Testing is not over. There's still beta we have to go through. And if you don't get chosen for that, I suppose you're going to pop a vein over that as well?

Enough. Whining isn't going to get you into apha, nor is it going to improve your chances to get into testing later. So, for now, I have som advice for you, which I will deliver via the cute kitty cat below...