In five years:

- Roegadyn female "Merlwyb clones" will be giving free teleports in Ishgard
- The psychotic lalafell twins (Popokkuli and Seserukka) are now the undisputed champions of the battle arena (at New Limsa?)
- Hildebrant would have started his own "Tenshodo" mafia
- And Monk will have Super-Saiyan mode like this...