In 5 years...

[Rhomagus]

Instead of going North to attack the Garleans and explore the Northern continent. We'll go to a small island and find out that the Ishgardians were Garleans all along.

Then after that, instead of going North to attack the Garleans we'll travel to the "Void" where a bunch of the monsters come from. It will have nothing to do with the Garlean threat but some person from the way West will tell us that there's a good reason to go to the void.

After that we'll head West where we finally get to another continent but we won't be able to explore the whole thing and we'll never get to see where that guy was actually from .

Once we're done with that we'll go back in time then visit all the old zones like La Noscea, Thanalan, and the Black Shroud, but it'll be the time between Bahamut's attack and the beginning of ARR.

Then we'll find out we didn't actually go back in time but we travelled to an alternate universe, so all of the questions we had about the five year period between Bahamut's attack and ARR are never answered.

After that we'll go to a different place that is like the "Void" and like the past but neither.

By this time we no longer care about the Garleans so we don't really have a reason to try to attack them anymore. That picture of the Eorzea world map will always have clouds over it and PS3 support will be dropped because of PS3 limitations. We'll always wonder... wtf did the mapmaker draw effing clouds on a map.

*the end*

...or did I?