I`m sorry to say this but using Google to translate makes it even harder to understand than the original text.
The following is what your translated sentence says in japanese.

Square enix needs to leave the ground and fly around to gain Rebel Children.
No matter what i am told,CDs are broken and i should carry them around as well.
If you provide Crazy farm stickers, i will steall all sports and die.

I`m sure the English team will handle the translation if you just write it in english