Quote Originally Posted by Inzoum View Post
Second, Bahamut destroyed a big part of the world and just settled down in a labyrinth? Really? Apparently, in ARR, the city of Gridania is even more beautiful and lively than it ever was, and the people don't seem the least bothered. It's like:

Bahamut: "Hey guys! It's me! I'm back. I'm still a bit mad at you humans for sealing me in a moon for so long, so I'll just vent out a little on you guys and destroy your homes, then I guess I'll build myself a maze and chill out and not bother you anymore, you OK with that?"
People: "Sure. 's cool, bro. We totally understand. Tell us when you're done and we'll start rebuilding. We could REALLY do some home improvement. You know, it's time we made new decorations and put a little colour in our city again. Shouldn't take more than 5 years or so. So long and thanks for the kickstart!"
Bahamut: "K, K. See ya. WOOOOSHFF-MEGAFLARE-".

Kind of makes you wonder why they had to seal it the first time. They could have just let it build its labyrinth, sheesh.
This is hilarious, and accurate.

Bahamut: "Hey Eorzea, I'm going to build a labyrinth in Minecraft, here's the server info if you want to SMP."

Eorzea: "That's awesome Bahamut, we'll log on and build some towns."