There was this one time, shortly after the spring love-love event, where I was wandering through the planes of La Noscea, and I took a break to eat a piece of cake. Little did I know that I would have a very Alice experience and grow to 20 times my size.

Gobbues looked up to me and passing Roegadyns finally knew how the lalafel's felt, but I wasn't concerned with such insignificant bugs crawling oft my feet.

I only had 30 minutes before the cake would wear out, and I could not trust that another piece would result in a similar effect, so I took the opportunity to re-decorate the landscape.

And for the record, The Cake is a Lie.