What if Dalamud was actually an illusion designed by the Imperials to wreck havoc on the subconcious of everyone.
What if Dalamud was actually an illusion designed by the Imperials to wreck havoc on the subconcious of everyone.
What if Dalamud was actually A big giant ship carrying Eric Cartman within, looking for a world to dominate!! Respect My Authoritah
What if Dalamud was actually the only thing to kill Absolute Virtue legitimately at level 75?
What if Dalmud was actually the edge of the universe acting as a gigantic mirror reflecting a distorted, red-shifted, image of Eorza. When we hit the "mirror" Eorza goes down a gigantic rabbit hole and ends up in Kingdom Hearts at the Mad-Hatters Birthday party.
What if Dalamud was actually was a misspelling and should have translated to Bahamut, where he was imprisoned many years ago and the empire don't know this, and are about to unleash a very powerful primal bend on destory everything, which goes against what they want.
What if Dalamud was actually the visible part of a paralell world and time of Eorzea where Van Darnus still can be beaten
What if Dalamud was actually Abyssea and Promathia is unleased free devastating everything
What if Dalamud was a super sized mushroom, that made, everyone who ate a piece, would themselves become a mushroom.
What if Dalamud was an hallucination from drinking too much Grape Juice ?
What if Dalamud was actually a cat? It sees a ball in space and sneaks up on it. Did you notice he got closer after every maintenance? Must be other interesting things in space for a cat? (Rainbows and poptarts?). Maybe he will lose interest..... Mysterious mice from the moon?
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