What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Fadigre]

What if Dalamud was the set for a late 1990s film in which Bruce Willis restores his acting career by leading a team of expert oil drillers into space to detonate a nuclear device on the planet-wide threat with a cheesy cliché causing Willis accepts his daughter’s late love interest.

[Fadigre]

ARgh, typo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tiarny]

What if Dalamud was actually just trying to ask for directions?

[Kule]

What if Dalamud was actually an integral part of Eorzea's gravitational rotation and per destroying it, Eorzea sets off on an adventure through the cosmos.