What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Merle]

"What if Dalamud was actually a giant spaceship containing a huge army of lalafells ready to take all Eorzea and conquer the world with their cuteness?"


Lalas are evil. Never trust them...

[Kaida]

What if Dalamud is really a load of dead pixels?

[Nayt]

What if the Dalamud was a giant red snurble descending on Eorzea to avenge it's tiny brethren, slain by countless adventurers?

[Jiggly]

What if Dalamund is actually a collection of our love for Yoshi-p that he has been collecting by being friendly and promising nice things. When he actually just wants to destroy the world so he can get some sleep!

[ArkhamNative]

What if Dalamud were actually a giant cupcake (of the enigmatic "Red Velvet" variety), hurled by the combined might of Twelve themselves, to provide sweet sustenance help us survive in the coming Umbral Era. I expect we'll find icing and crumb debris in the remotest of places for years to come.

[Jormungand]

What if Dalamud was actually a way for Square-Enix to recreate their MMORPG? To bring about change and beauty never seen before?

[Atriamithra]

What if Dalamund was a giant spaceship descending to release PSY! His evil plan is to continually sing GANGNAM STYLE until all of Eorzea is DESTROYED!

[Majoga]

What if Dalamud was actually just another moon and we've just been stuck on Firesday....

[PLD_Danny1989]

What if Dalamud was an intergalactic tour bus bringing with it the most epic songs and symphonies known to mortal existence that is in the midst of a horrible engine failure that sent it on a crash course to Eorzea.

[Aku]

What if Dalamud was actually just trying to speak with the whales?