What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[prettyinpink]

what if dalamud was all the spirits of mobs we have killed coming to destroy eorzea as revenge?

[elenawing]

What if Dalamud was in fact a giant disco ball and this has all been a BIG misunderstanding?

[Akubikumo]

What if Dalamud was actually the library of ancient Allagan "Yo momma" jokes, banished to outerspace...until now

[ThanatosVanyar]

What if Dalamud was actually… a cosmic angry bird?

[Kantz]

What if Dalamud was Masayoshi Soken himself wearing knee-high socks destroying and eventually conquering the world after it's destruction. This would explain why Soken could not stop take on Dalamud in an attempt to stop it from descending!

[techotactickz]

What if Dalmund was accturley the noise from the laughing scene in final fantasy X heard all the way from Spira

[Ingolf]

What if Dalamud was actually housing a devastating virus that causes the recently deceased to come back alive hungry for flesh? Suddenly, all those clones with names like asdasjdkjas that you killed are hungry, mindless and hungry for flesh, instead of gil!

[Picoman]

What if Dalamud has not been getting closer due to the efforts of the Garlean Empire but instead every time Hildibrand does /pose?

[Xerius]

What if Dalamud realizes that it forgot it's cellphone on the way to Eorzea and has to turn all the way back around?

[noxs]

What if Dalamud was actually the Big King Boom and he is just punishing us for being kicking his childrens and the only way to stop is hug and kiss them even if they explode in our face?