What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Serlie]

What if Dalamud was actually.... a giant antiseptic lozenge that Atomos has been searching for to finally stop him coughing up his nasty minion viruses every day!

[Kaizuko_Hakupac]

What if Dalamund was Yoshi-P and Dev.Teams online Secret hide out to monitor player activities !

[blueskybleu]

What if Dalamud was actually a gigantic cosmic moogle's pompom, kupo?

[Gryzz]

What if Dalamud was actually Albus Dumbledore's retarded half-brother?

[Tyana_Elegrand]

What if Dalamud was actually tamed by Hildibrand to be his trusty meteor-steed that he would heroically ride off into the galaxy to save us all like the true hero and gentlemanly inspector that he is? Hi-yo, Dalamud, away!

[Drazzan]

What if Dalamud is the brand new residency Hotel for Eorzea; with its fiery portcullis, spherical room design and completely thorough central heating system, as well as fully natural hot-springs (heated by the core of Dalamud itself). Your lovely Empire friends will certainly be jealous in the coming Umbral Era.

[tobyx]

What if Dalamud was actually a Vana'dielean ark willed into existence by the sheer ingenuity of Professor Shantotto, bringing great wonders to the world of Hydaelyn like the Yhoator Jungle, Qufim Island and most importantly: deadly curses.

[kaden]

What if Dalamud was actually home to the Thundercats and they were coming to recruit us for help against a super powered Mumm-Ra

[Lyssa]

What if Dalamud was actually a harmless science experiment just floating about and it's evil Eorzea that's hurtling towards it, ensuring poor Dalamud's demise?

[Dvorn]

What if Dalamud...... "I have burnt my fishfingers thinking of a funny answer" .