What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[TessaJalloh]

What if Dalamud was actually a giant cake decoration, the cherry if you will, that will decend upon our fair realm of Eorzea to complete the giant fairy cake of Hydaelin, which will be presented by a precession of Cait Sith to a very very hungry Atomos?

[Menchi]

What if Dalamud was actually holding Fat Chocobo within, and he intends to come and take everyones Gil and items, so he can buy an endless supply of Gysahl Greens.

[Keith_Dragoon]

What if Dalamud was really a primal party bus for the primals we have yet to encounter?

[BazzaBrute]

What if Dalamud was actually a fierce fireball summoned forth by Ifrit and Nael van Darnus was actually trying to protect Eorzea from it, just for the Grand Companies t come forth and defeat him before he had the chance. Now we are all doomed!

[shane239]

What if Dalamud is tiny, like the size of your fist small, and the Garleans have just constructed a giant magnifying glass to cast us all into anarchy! Job well done i'd say!

[Yellow]

What if Dalamud was actually a cleverly disguised April fools joke, in which on 1/4/2013, it pops like a bubble when it hits Eorzea?
Hey! See these cool changes? Nope, can't touch this.

[Crosly]

What if Dalamud was actually… a giant Pom Pom chap that came to say "HAY GUYZ WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!... OH NOES!! BOOOOOM!!" maybe?

[Delirio]

What if Dalamud was actually a pimple on the sky and was about to explode?

[hannabalusa]

What if Dalamud was actually one giant pokeball commanded by Team Rocket to catch us all?

[Nadia]

What if Dalamud was actually a Big Primal coffer and when you open it only drop a dark matter grade 5?