What if Dalamud was actually...... a Big Red Katamari heading here to Roll up as much as it can starting with the Lalafells and marmots, all to try to meet the requirements of "Rolling up the Sights (Eorzea)"
What if Dalamud was actually...... a Big Red Katamari heading here to Roll up as much as it can starting with the Lalafells and marmots, all to try to meet the requirements of "Rolling up the Sights (Eorzea)"
What if Dalamud was actually a Big Primal coffer and when you open it only drop a dark matter grade 5?
What if Dalamud was actually.... a giant antiseptic lozenge that Atomos has been searching for to finally stop him coughing up his nasty minion viruses every day!
What if Dalamund was Yoshi-P and Dev.Teams online Secret hide out to monitor player activities !
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What if Dalamud was actually a gigantic cosmic moogle's pompom, kupo?
What if Dalamud was actually Albus Dumbledore's retarded half-brother?
What if Dalamud was actually tamed by Hildibrand to be his trusty meteor-steed that he would heroically ride off into the galaxy to save us all like the true hero and gentlemanly inspector that he is? Hi-yo, Dalamud, away!
What if Dalamud is the brand new residency Hotel for Eorzea; with its fiery portcullis, spherical room design and completely thorough central heating system, as well as fully natural hot-springs (heated by the core of Dalamud itself). Your lovely Empire friends will certainly be jealous in the coming Umbral Era.
What if Dalamud was actually a Vana'dielean ark willed into existence by the sheer ingenuity of Professor Shantotto, bringing great wonders to the world of Hydaelyn like the Yhoator Jungle, Qufim Island and most importantly: deadly curses.
What if Dalamud was actually home to the Thundercats and they were coming to recruit us for help against a super powered Mumm-Ra
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