What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Shossack85]

What if Dalamud was a sentient being sent by an unknown race trying to create an intergalactic highway throughout the Cosmos. It ploughs through objects in its way regardless of what is in its way. The highway will be frought with congestion and beings in their intergalctic spacecraft shouting space-rage at each other.

Well done!

[Kurohi]

What if Dalamud was the moon bathed with Rei Ayanami's blood in the 3rd Impact? Would that mean we are going to experience the 4th Impact? Would Dragoons get access to Longinus?

[leomike35]

What if Dalamud was just a big ole pimple on the face of Hydaelyn just begging to be popped?

[Leory]

What if Dalamud was actually a big space ark from a forgotten civilization

[sinfull]

What if Dalamud was actually a meteor that crashed in the Galmorre ruins long ago which supplied Eorzea with the Aether it sees today and the Garleans summoned it forth draining the land of its Aether to summon forth a dark primal that was banished long ago

[Shougun]

What if Dalamud was actually Lavos coming to crush the branched timeline where the people of Zeal are called Garleans, Louisoix is Gaspar who is going to build Epoch sending us through time - and Nael is really Magus who will help in ARR as he has a Chrono Trigger.

[Dannythm]

What if Dalamud was actually all the hopes and dreams of all them players, devs and gamers in general and the empire with van darnus is trying to make them explode to conform the perfect game in 2.0?

[Tagihi]

What if Dalamund actually is the true santa claus arrival,

we all been bad this year shame on us..

[NeoForte]

What is Dalamud was actually a giant Popoto int he sky, with tons of Millioncorn stuck to it. When it crashes down... you could say our popotos will be mashed! Then everyone will be popping mad!

[HotCrossBunzz]

What if Dalamud is Ifrit's home planet, and is trying to get his attention by blowing up Eorzea?

Can't you guys just text him..?