This game sincerely needs a Fistmancer fast. Forget summoner. Summoner sucks. Summoners are just teeny tiny little sissies, going around in their stupid robes and summoning little puppies of fire... *beep* THEM! Fistmancer is a much more lore-friendly, balanced class. THEY CONJURE FISTS! Here are the amazing features of the great Hydaelyn Fistmancer:
  • Fists as a Weapontype: They can equip 2 fists! Dual-wielding, baby.
  • Tanking Ability Forget those paladins and warriors. They're little *beep*ing *beep*hes compared to the MIGHTY FIST!
  • Magic Missles: Imagine ACTUAL NUCLEAR BOMBS flying from every single pore in your body!
  • The Ability to Spit Anchors: No description needed.
  • Midget Stench: A debuff you can cast on enemies!
  • Limit Break: Stench of 1000 Deadly Hobos: You can summon your own personal army of urine-soaked hobos to beat down on any enemy or player!
  • Can Summon Bahamut, only to kill it immediately afterwards with FISTS!
  • Eating Disorders: Can projectile vomit food onto enemies while keeping the buffs!
  • Magical Powers are for sissies! For fistmancers, ALL MAGIC IS NORMAL!
  • Jetpacks that can shoot hot wiminz at enemies!
  • Unneccesary Fire for no adequately explained reason!
  • Can summon the X-Men to save the day. Except Wolverine. Because Wolverine's a sissy!
  • Can explode at will, as well as not will
  • Doesn't have legs, but doesn't need them
  • Is an upcoming female professional in the fashion industry, but despite having no fashion sense and being ugly, manages to make it because of some personal charm, being friends with her boss, and a little help from her blonde fashionista and gay best friend who also kind of hate her.
  • Can summon the moon

Also, this is the special Fistmancer battle theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpgQSbwnWD0



Also, Fistmancers don't wear shirts. THEY ARE BEYOND SHIRTS.