New live GM event: Goblin Invasion?!

[Matsume]

Why would Reporters be enticing adventurers to slaughter innocent goblins and quiqirins...?

Must have nothing better to write about!

[Almalexia]

Goblins and qiqirns? Sounds like Garlean mercenaries.

I guess they got tired of sending nationals to die at the front gate.

[Mjollnir]

Sounds like "Oh, you've been killing those peaceful mobs when all they wanted was shelter. Haha in 2.0 they're now hostile and IT'S ALL YOUR OWN FAULT!"

[Magnesium02]

Happening now in Masamune. Having a little fun roleplaying with Kipih. Funnily enought she has died twice. I think she found the GM immortal button now

[Jinrya-Geki]

Wow they aren't even aggressive. Yet everyone blindly kills goblins. When they start attacking people, don't be surprised.

[Duuude007]

Event just ended in Durandal. Kipih popped near aetheryte, and shouted as she walked to the front gates. Just east of the gate there were many Goblin Muggers, Butchers, and they were aggressive. After everything had been defeated, players gathered around to rp with Kipih, and she suggested more might be near. Soon after, a lvl 77 Mugger popped and took... a while to kill, lol. Altogether about 15-20 minutes.

Here's a transcript of the tail-end of the fight, just before the lvl 77 Mugger spawned:

Kipih Jakkya: We are near to victory, heroes!
Kipih Jakkya: This will be momentous! This will be legendary! This will be a great article!
Kipih Jakkya lets out a cheer.
Kipih Jakkya dances happily.
Kipih Jakkya: Where are you going, Mugger?
Kipih Jakkya: Schrodinger! I couldn't be sure whether you were around that rock until I checked.
Kipih Jakkya pokes the goblin mugger.
Duuude Bismarck: the pen is mightier! keep poking, Kipih!
Kipih Jakkya: I shall!
Kipih Jakkya: Schrodinger Cat is dead!
Tryst Wildkey: the Scbrodinger comment was clever Kipih ^^
Kipih Jakkya bursts out laughing at Tryst Wildkey.
Kipih Jakkya: Are... are they gone?
Schrodinger Cat: Who observed me ; ;
You console Kipih Jakkya.
Marx Vithar panics!
Kipih Jakkya: I may have, Schrodinger. My reporter instincts kicked in.
Bukka Faka nods to Kipih Jakkya.
Keta Kamuro: Thank you.
Kipih Jakkya: Please accept my apologies.
Tryst Wildkey: Thank you.
Yelta Sumasu: but if you step into this box over here....
Schrodinger Cat psychs herself up alongside Kipih Jakkya!
Kipih Jakkya: Adventurers! I thank you all for your bravery and your skill!
Bukka Faka bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Elminster Firebringer gives Kipih Jakkya a Serpent salute.
Tryst Wildkey motions joyfully to Kipih Jakkya.
Keta Kamuro: You're welcome. ^ ^
Schrodinger Cat: lesson to you kids, radiation kills
Kipih Jakkya: You have all been inspiring in your strength.
Bukka Faka: sweet, another relic weapon... Thank you. Kipih Jakkya!
You congratulate Kipih Jakkya.
Marx Vithar cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Tryst Wildkey gives Kipih Jakkya a Storm salute.
Earl Caldera cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Keta Kamuro blows Kipih Jakkya a kiss.
Kipih Jakkya blushes with embarrassment.
Schrodinger Cat bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Dagnabbit Techroi cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Kipih Jakkya: I am off to write the story now, adventurers!
Tryst Wildkey agrees wholeheartedly with Kipih Jakkya.
Keta Kamuro cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Elminster Firebringer nods to Kipih Jakkya.
Buffy Sommers cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Duuude Bismarck: When shall we see you again, Reporter Kipih?
Keta Kamuro: make sure to mention me ^.~
Kipih Jakkya: I can't wait to write it all down with my handy... where did my quill go?
Merro Raske cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Yelta Sumasu: my pleasure ^^
Buffy Sommers bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
You bid farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: Bismarck, I hope we all meet again soon!
Tryst Wildkey bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Keta Kamuro bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Bukka Faka: WTS Quill +1
Merro Raske bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Dagnabbit Techroi bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: I am off to write the report and find a new quill. Have a good day!
Duuude Bismarck: you poked too deep. check the mugger's skull!
Yelta Sumasu bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Schrodinger Cat salutes Kipih Jakkya.
Earl Caldera: See ya, Kipih!

[Yelta_Sumasu]

Hehe that was interesting. I laughed sooooo hard at the Schrodinger Cat /says

[whoopeeragon]

Someone should have bought an all-purpose black dye and an electrum needle for her...

[Matsume]

Wow they aren't even aggressive. Yet everyone blindly kills goblins. When they start attacking people, don't be surprised.

I KNOW RIGHT? Have you seen that blasphemous article Kipih wrote about this event? He is twisting the trth around like a carnical contortionist! He claims that goblins and qiqirins are attacking innocent adventurers when in reality he is the mastermind behind this atrocious act of evil! It is Kipih that has been enticing gullible adventurers the world around to lay waste to hundreds of innocent beastmen lives! I dare say, I have not been attacked by a beastmen since the era of vanadeil!. Tose goblin and qiqirin as close as they are to our city walls, perhaps out of fear of the looming luminous red orb, are as peacefull as ever and have not pounced on yet one prey! THIS IS PROPAGANDA PPL! WAKE UP!!! Somthing bigger is happening behind the scenes and Kipih does not want us to find out! Perhaps they are collecting the blood of these innocent beastmen so as to concoct dare I say devious contraptions!

[Punainen]

She's going to write how you all mercilessly slaughtered a pack of NON-AGGRESSIVE goblins, you fiends!!