I'm a programmer.

I can honestly say that corporate shareholders have it rough, I mean programmers are so expensive working for less-than-they're-worth pay, which is a big cut into their billions of dollars worth of dividends. After all, they can only spare maybe 5~10% at most of that to put back in as company investment, so they have to get the game up and running as soon as possible so they can make more money so they can continue to underpay their programmers.

Those poor shareholders... What will they do without their personal airplanes, luxury yachts, and million-dollar acreages?