Real World Vs. FFXiv World

[Denmo]

One time I was a fish. I tried very hard to not be a fish, but it didn't work, because I was a fish. I had gills that allowed me to breath underwater. But I had no concept of breathing anywhere other than inside water. Sometimes I would try to breath the surface air, but I would choke. Better to stay in the water. Safer. More secure. Also there's food. That reminds me of some food I ate the other day. It was pasty and white like cereal but not cereal. It wasn't too good but it filled me up. I can't remember the name of it though. I'm bad at remembering names.

One time I met a friend that I knew by face but I didn't know her name. It was awkward because I couldn't think of her name and I had to call out to her because we were in a large and loud concert. I think it was some punk band that I was invited to go along and see. I'm not a punk rock fan mind you. I just need to get out more and see things. You see I stay in doors a lot because I feel safer that way. In my own little world. Kind of like a fish. Sometimes I play games and pretend I'm not a fish. I'm actually a warrior. A hero of the people. I stand for righteousness and all that good stuff. But then I die. I suck at games.

That girl sucked at games too. She couldn't remember my name either, so we played guessing games. Only we couldn't hear each other because the music was loud. It wasn't terrible music, but there was a lot of screaming. I didn't know a guy could scream that high for that long without losing his voice. He must work at that a lot. He's probably better at holding a note. Better than I am at holding a line of conversation or topic.

Speaking of topics, I once visited the XIV forums and came upon one that rambled on and on....

[Mamakat]

How can you get all uppety at someone "assuming they know you" when you assume you know every woman? You think we just sit around all day and dream of prince charming to come sweep us off our feet and that we hate ourselves and our life because he's not coming?

Guess what, I love my life. I'm married with two beautiful children, and my husband and I play FFXIV because it's something fun to do when our kids are asleep at night.

I'm also kind of confused, but just fyi...
the real world =/=

[Sophia]

What have I walked into....?

[AmyNeudaiz]

What have I walked into....?

Run while you still can.

[elreed]

is this the twilight zone? hey Bastok on the serious note i have the best MMO for you, dont waste your time here, this game is not worth it:



Go now and conquer all.

Elreed

[Bastok_Iamtheone]

How can you get all uppety at someone "assuming they know you" when you assume you know every woman? You think we just sit around all day and dream of prince charming to come sweep us off our feet and that we hate ourselves and our life because he's not coming?

Guess what, I love my life. I'm married with two beautiful children, and my husband and I play FFXIV because it's something fun to do when our kids are asleep at night.

I'm also kind of confused, but just fyi...
the real world =/=

hmm you make it sound beautifull but can that last. What you describe i had. But my Ex didnt like FFXi from the inside. she didnt like to play with me. She didnt like that i could do more than her. You see im divorced and already lived that life you talk about. do you really play for fun or do you LOVE EACH OTHER when playing? One day it will change. do you do this everyday? My Ex wore a mask half the time to try to hide her feelings. i knew them i sure did and my best friend and my friends at work. and her friends at work. I would get married on FFXiv. Marry into that or it wont work. Keep the game in your life. Dont let him go. Dont let him log off.

Bastok

[Bastok_Iamtheone]

is this the twilight zone? hey Bastok on the serious note i have the best MMO for you, dont waste your time here, this game is not worth it:



Go now and conquer all.

Elreed

Sir, i go outside im a ETA impersonator, thank you very much, yes I do know the outside world I live in it and I own most of it. When I go outside people dont let me leave. dont talk to me about nonsense, because i dont like that too much Sir. I dont get along with men, see they dont know what I mean and that serves you right. lol I am the one. TCB

I was the one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egb21Pujd5o

[Bastok_Iamtheone]

This guy is either a comedic genius or needs professional help lol. I can't tell anymore. xD

are you a doctor, " is there a doctor in the House" yes id like some uh what do they call that zotack, Asprin, uh Zoloft. i had that a long time ago. Nearly killed me man. haha but thats what Ex try to do to you. Uh lemmse see hm I think i would make a doc sick and then quit his practise, haha I lost a tooth, no hear me out. i was in the doctor office. Uh well Dentist office and I sang after surgery. Thats it they put me under for a tooth i had not taken out and I saw ALIENS, and some weird stuff man. No i wont tell you where I went. haha I, uh no listen to me now. I got up and sang "Are you lonesome Tonight" and grabbed a nurses leg and it was real good. I couldnt move much but my jaw was real good. it hurt bad see, and I was stuck in a concert position. Or thats what they told me. haha

Bastok

[AmyNeudaiz]

are you a doctor, " is there a doctor in the House" yes id like some uh what do they call that zotack, Asprin, uh Zoloft. i had that a long time ago. Nearly killed me man. haha but thats what Ex try to do to you. Uh lemmse see hm I think i would make a doc sick and then quit his practise, haha I lost a tooth, no hear me out. i was in the doctor office. Uh well Dentist office and I sang after surgery. Thats it they put me under for a tooth i had not taken out and I saw ALIENS, and some weird stuff man. No i wont tell you where I went. haha I, uh no listen to me now. I got up and sang "Are you lonesome Tonight" and grabbed a nurses leg and it was real good. I couldnt move much but my jaw was real good. it hurt bad see, and I was stuck in a concert position. Or thats what they told me. haha

Bastok

Best post ever. Please don't ever stop.

[Orophin]

I wonder if this is the same guy that wrote about coco's ass in his face? Northman?