Quote Originally Posted by trinta View Post
You, sir, need to research proper usage of semicolons. It is a complex list separator or a period replacement; it is not a continuing-previous-clause indicator.

LittleLaLa's punctuation did, in fact, mean "You cant jump in real life".
Hate to hit you with the grammar book but here we go:

1. Between items in a series or listing containing internal punctuation, especially parenthetic commas, where the semicolons function as serial commas.

2. Between closely related independent clauses not conjoined with a coordinating conjunction.

3. Between independent clauses and semi clauses linked with a transitional phrase or a conjunctive adverb