Quote Originally Posted by Mijin View Post
I want to turn my chocobo into a unicorn that craps rainbows. I also want him to fight for me by attacking the enemy with a supersoaker filled with carnosine, and then he will use his eye laser beams to set them on fire and burn them. Then I will feed their toasted remains to my unicorn, and he will get stat bonuses depending on what I killed. He will also have super magic robot repellent armor and a red mohawk and a diamond encrusted eye patch. His name will be Mr. Sprinkles Fireblades the second, but when people ask him his name he will calmly reply "Just call me Snake, Snake Plissken..."
lol wow.......