Epic beards.. can we have?

[Akujin]

Yes.

Make shaving cost 3 million plus gil so you either pay up or progressively turn into a bum of Eorzea.

I would so make a mule for each city, appropriatly named for the respective city - Uldahs Bum, Limsas Bum, Gridanias Bum and never have their hair tidied up, so that they can sit on the side walks and become something resembleing Cousin It.