When making parties...

[Yves]

Well the party will suck if you have a crappy ratio of dudes to chicks. When building a party you should always observe the following ratios:

3 hawt chicks:1 guy
4 normal chicks:1 guy

Remember that the party buff of "booze" can allow the ratio to shift and increase by 1 guy for each category, too.

People probably don't wanna party with you because its a sausage fest.

EDIT: Actually, I remember one of your parties and it was a toootal sausage fest. Me and the bros fake-DC'd and went to Applebee's and hit on the chubby waitstaff.