it means nothing. they're corpo platitudes meant to fool the shills who will go and say "b-but they're going at a whirlwind pace, stop complaining".
it means nothing. they're corpo platitudes meant to fool the shills who will go and say "b-but they're going at a whirlwind pace, stop complaining".
It means they'll have run out of excuses to make to their investors at that point so they'll just tell them that a big whirlwind came and blew away all the players who used to play the game
Guess the whirlwind will be one thing only.
Wind? More like Air.
Hot air, nothing more.
Whirlwinds:
- Repeat in seasonal cycles
- Cause (such) devasation everywhere they go
- Uproot major arteries
- Jam up communications
I don't know how to feel. Cautiously optimistic?
"We want bunny suits for guys!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Ishgard housing!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Viera!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Cloud's motorcycle!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Blue Mage!"-- OK! ✅
"We want the ability to earn past Feast rewards!" - HAHA no that's sacred.
What did 1.5x Rewards and Enhanced Encounter Design mean?
I don't understand why CBU3 only get more cryptic with time, it surely is some good PR strategy. Speak in riddles and you don't have to deliver direct promises.
It's too bad the playerbase is starting to notice these riddles are full of emptiness...
Players will be unsubscribing at a whirlwind pace.
"We want bunny suits for guys!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Ishgard housing!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Viera!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Cloud's motorcycle!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Blue Mage!"-- OK! ✅
"We want the ability to earn past Feast rewards!" - HAHA no that's sacred.
Is whirlwind pace the new "please look forward to it"
So maybe 20% faster? So.,.... 5 years?
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