FFXIV: ARR will be officially recognized globally as a mandatory public hobby... henceforth you will only work 3 days a week, with the other 2 days spent in-game assisting your work colleagues (ahem) I mean, "alternative" linkshell members.

All office desktops and laptops connected to the network will be automatically logged into Eorzea on Thursdays and Fridays. Performing office related tasks during these periods rather than playing will be extremely harmful to your career... your boss will likely be that new player that needed your help on Van Baelsar (easy mode)