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    The most powerful plot device in all of DT

    WoL standing there and doing nothing. No intervening when people are getting murdered in front of them, no stopping the comically Machiavellian villain when they are monologuing 2 feet in front of them, no doing anything. Just standing there. "And then the WoL stood there and watched. The end." When someone dies, they stand there and shrug. When something bad befalls their comrades, they just stare at them.

    If I didn't know any better, I'd just assume the WoL has ascended to the level of a callously indifferent god, observing the behaviors of lesser beings as the only thing that can entertain them now. Except that everyone knows the most entertaining thing about 7.3 wasn't the story - it was the striking raid gloves that have spell speed, because even copy-pasting doesn't have QA anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReynTime View Post
    I can't believe Final Fantasy XIV made an entire expansion focused on Jar Jar Binks.

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    I think you have more fun posting on the forums than you do the game. Honestly if you feel it's worth the subscription, all the power to you.
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    If people didn't like being murdered then they shouldn't of let someone kill them. Why do I always have to do something about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydralus View Post
    I think you have more fun posting on the forums than you do the game. Honestly if you feel it's worth the subscription, all the power to you.
    The content is more diverse and the writing is better
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReynTime View Post
    I can't believe Final Fantasy XIV made an entire expansion focused on Jar Jar Binks.

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    The sheer level of fan fiction tier writing is ... well, yeah.

    I'm honestly not surprised.

    People do not read as much anymore. Writing and storytelling is increasingly devalued. It really doesn't surprise me when people slurp up these narratives like they're high art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by All_Nonsense View Post
    striking raid gloves that have spell speed
    Oh dang. Just checked. The striking gear is just fine but the Scouting gloves do have spell speed.
    How the heck did that happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by All_Nonsense View Post
    WoL standing there and doing nothing. No intervening when people are getting murdered in front of them, no stopping the comically Machiavellian villain when they are monologuing 2 feet in front of them, no doing anything. Just standing there. "And then the WoL stood there and watched. The end." When someone dies, they stand there and shrug. When something bad befalls their comrades, they just stare at them.

    If I didn't know any better, I'd just assume the WoL has ascended to the level of a callously indifferent god, observing the behaviors of lesser beings as the only thing that can entertain them now. Except that everyone knows the most entertaining thing about 7.3 wasn't the story - it was the striking raid gloves that have spell speed, because even copy-pasting doesn't have QA anymore.
    /angrily stares at you, teeth clenched, makes a step forward... then freezes in that pose/ "please go on, don't let me distract you from whatever evil deed you were about to commit"
    - Every warrior of light, whenever it mattered
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    Quote Originally Posted by All_Nonsense View Post
    no stopping the comically Machiavellian villain when they are monologuing 2 feet in front of them, no doing anything. Just standing there.
    Honestly, within the context of 7.x patch MSQ, this is excused because the villain himself is a memory projection, so attacking him won't do anything
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    Maybe the real villain was the random guy who was *clearly* going to be killed or have to run away from a fight you stumble across in the overworld, who you stop and throw a heal on and make sure they stay alive to finish what they were doing just so they not react to you even slightly and rush off to pull the next enemy of the same type that would have smeared them across the ground...

    Who we met along the way.
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    Remember when the Ananta summoned Lakshmi in the Ala Mhigan Throne Room, and not only did we not just stand around and do nothing, we actively led the counterassault while protecting people from her tempering? And remember how it wasn't just a cutscene but an actual battle instance? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    Remember when Lakeland/the Crystal Tower was being attacked by Sin Eaters, and not only did we not just stand around and do nothing, we actively led the counterassault? And remember how it wasn't just a cutscene but an actual battle instance? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    And then not only do we just do nothing while Tulliyolal gets attacked, we stand around and do nothing while Gulool Ja Ja gets merc'd. The gameplay and story integration have fallen off a cliff. Admittedly the 7.3 cutscenes were better, especially that last bit with Calyx - more effort was put into a single patch's cutscenes than the entire DT MSQ, but still there's massive room for improvement.

    We've just been through our "343 Industries didn't realize Master Chief was the main character of Halo" moment with DT.
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    Last edited by Auro_Seldaris; 08-08-2025 at 12:33 AM.

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