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According to the Known Issues news, they don't actually have spell speed, that's just a display error. Didn't get a pair to drop so I could actually test that, though.

(Also, let she who has not placed the wrong purple materia in her gear cast the first stone)

False. We got it in my group. Monk snatched the hands to check. It does indeed apply spell speed the stat. Not a typo