Nice to return

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

[...]where im not sure though is why some random player has to announce they're back xD

Corporate tribalism is a big part of modern society, so he's displaying his loyalty to Square Enix and their brand.

I mean, there's also this line here:

[...]I know people like to shit on this game but[...]

Personally after reading that part, that's when I thought about cooking up a bowl of popcorn and take a comfy seat lol.