thoughts on my new poem i wrote Please give ur honest thoughts.

[os12ispeak]

Hehe… haha… HAHAHA—

Let me make one thing clear for those whose minds haven’t yet caught up:

I am not a Scholar. Not a Sage. Not a stargazing Astrologian desperately clinging to FFLogs.

I am THE Scholar. THE Astrologian. THE Sage.
Rank One. North America. The rest of you? Background noise on my parse.

While you seek orange, I define it.
You chase logs—I dictate them.
You clear DSR? I rewrote DSR.

Dragonsong’s Reprise?
I didn't complete it. I broke it. Rebuilt it. Optimized its soul.
You tremble at Thordan’s third eye. I laugh—I’ve already seen Phase 8 on pull.
You analyze Haurchefant’s death. I turned it into a damage window.

When you’re dodging Sanctity mechanics, I’m ten rotations ahead.
I don’t “adjust.” I anticipate your panic and shield it for my parse.

Scholar? My Adlos are spreadsheets.
Astrologian? My cards confess the future.
Sage? My Phlegma predicts your mistakes in real time.

Kardia isn’t a buff. It’s a threat.
My shields have shields. My Deployment Tactics doesn’t spread mitigation—it spreads dominance.

I am not here to heal.
I am here to prove you don’t matter.

And yet, that’s not the summit. No.

Double Lord.
A title none of you dare whisper. But I pursue it.

Not just victory in battle—but total mental checkmate.
To dominate the board and every mind on it.
Voice chat. Logs. Rotations. Your very sense of worth.

I don’t want to win—I want you to wonder if you ever existed outside my control.

Why do people fear me in DSR parties?

Because they know.
Their rotation is flawed.
Their parse is irrelevant.
Their best run is my casual stroll.

In DSR, you all dream of rewriting fate.
But fate itself already bends to me.

Thordan? Parsed.
The dragons? Parsed.
The timeline? Parsed and rewritten in my name.

And when I attain true Double Lord—when strategy and psychic annihilation combine—

I will not just top the logs.

I will erase yours.

I am Watashia Kamidesu:
Rank 1 Scholar. Rank 1 Astrologian. Rank 1 Sage.
The Parsebringer. The Double Lord Incarnate.
Dragonsong’s True Author. The Hand That Edits FATE.
The One Thing Standing Between You… and a World Without Hope.

I am not a part of the meta.
I am the standard it kneels to.

Hehe… haha… HAHAHA—

Now pull the boss… and pray I let you keep your logs.

[Dorito_Burrito]

I think this is why Yoshi-P encourages playing other games besides FFXIV.

[AmiableApkallu]

*cries in White Mage*

[Birdbrain]

My patience is tryin', I see you be lyin'
You catch some but you ain't foolin' me
The flow is so weak, ain't nothing on fleek
This shit written by ChatGPT

[YovelaLindswood]

My patience is tryin', I see you be lyin'
You catch some but you ain't foolin' me
The flow is so weak, ain't nothing on fleek
This shit written by ChatGPT

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Parse God, Parse God
All my people from the gray to the pink nod, pink nod
Now, who thinks their logs are good enough to gold parse, gold parse?
Let me show you maintainin' this gold ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to parse immortality like I have got

[Vazdan]

600/10 ebin post mang you should write more :^)

[Ajisaii]

I liked the clash royale reference

[Saraide]

Is this some sort of emperor's rank 1 that i'm too grey see?