Live Letter news hope: Fan Fest... what's going on?

[All_Nonsense]

Is it cheating if we already know what's going to happen? We do this thread every single live letter, idk how people can have an inkling of hope that anything good is going to be announced.

- "We heard your feedback and we apologize for blah blah whatever. We're not going to change anything about forked tower. I guess you're FORKED haha. But GOING FORWARD..." (Spoiler alert: Going forward it's going to be just as bad, Occult Crescent is going to remain completely unchanged. They're going to say some bullshit to placate the masses and then try to bide their time until the next update to Occult Crescent in 7.5. They literally never change anything, they never divert from their already chosen path. This is just going to be them trying to wrench the community to get in line)

- There will be a dungeon and an alliance raid. Perhaps a trial but who knows. They will have inkjet printed pictures of the dungeon and gear from the new alliance raid on plain printer paper and washed out by harsh and excessive stage lighting. Yoshi P will hold this up in front of the camera for 7 seconds before placing it face down haphazardly in a disorganized pile to his right. The translators in The Balance discord will barely get a screenshot in time.

- Multiple cash shop hairstyles and outfits will be shown. The outfit will be $22 and won't be account-wide. The hairstyle will be $15 and look like an abomination on Hrothgars and Viera

- A collaboration with a food service no one's ever heard of will be announced in the United States (a country the size of Europe) with only 2 locations in NYC, 2 in LA, and for some reason 1 in Austin TX. You will need to buy 6 of some junk no reasonable person would ever purchase in exchange for a card with a code to a poorly reskinned mount no one's ever going to use. The cards will mostly be scalped and sold online. SE will turn a blind eye to this.

- Michael–Christopher Koji Fox and Masayoshi Soken will continue to be absent from public-facing speaking roles, making the live letter a drab and dull business meeting that feels more like a Fortune 500 zoom call than an actual forum where the developers and players alike share a passion for a now 15 year old project.

- You will please look forward to it, and you will like it.

Ok you can skip the live letter now that I've spoiled it all

[Daralii]

Is it cheating if we already know what's going to happen? We do this thread every single live letter, idk how people can have an inkling of hope that anything good is going to be announced.

- "We heard your feedback and we apologize for blah blah whatever. We're not going to change anything about forked tower. I guess you're FORKED haha. But GOING FORWARD..." (Spoiler alert: Going forward it's going to be just as bad, Occult Crescent is going to remain completely unchanged. They're going to say some bullshit to placate the masses and then try to bide their time until the next update to Occult Crescent in 7.5. They literally never change anything, they never divert from their already chosen path. This is just going to be them trying to wrench the community to get in line)

The relearned lesson also won't be applied to North Horn(or whatever), and it will instead be for the 8.X5 zone.