Dude, I criticized one graphical asset of the game, clearly that means I'm going to:

1. Cry extensively
2. Punch my monitor in frustration
3. Drop all of my XIV gear
4. Drop all of my gil
5. Delete my XI character (FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE)
6. Send several death threats to Yoshida
7. Delete my character
8. Never play a square enix game again
9. Spend several years playing the stock market so I can own 51% of the shares, and then sell SE to Activision Blizzard
10. Not play 2.0.