Spreadsheet Sanctuary was a great idea, terrible execution



Spreadsheet Sanctuary was a great idea, terrible execution
"We want bunny suits for guys!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Ishgard housing!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Viera!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Cloud's motorcycle!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Blue Mage!"-- OK! ✅
"We want the ability to earn past Feast rewards!" - HAHA no that's sacred.
My biggest beef with Islands (besides the grind) was the fact that it was "supposed" to be enormous but with all the movement options it became no bigger than our front lawn. They should have taken the opportunity to have something exploration worthy that took time, like some sort of re-explorable terrain, for example say a "bamboo forest" or cave ruin complex that resets and changes shape each day, kinda like a non-combat version of the Criterion Dungeon for explorers and gatherers. Not just a giant sack of grass with 2 rivers running through it.



Did they?? omg that's even worse. -__- Honestly I loathe the mammets. I want to kick them off and have full decorating capabilities on my island, not just my little hideaway. Let me raze it all to the ground and create my own little tropical paradise.
"We want bunny suits for guys!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Ishgard housing!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Viera!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Cloud's motorcycle!" -- OK! ✅
"We want Blue Mage!"-- OK! ✅
"We want the ability to earn past Feast rewards!" - HAHA no that's sacred.
I hate that the mammets are freaking everywhere. Can't go have a hot spring dip without them. Can't hang out in your house without them. Can't even go to a treehouse without them.



If only. There were a lot of rewards I was interested in, but the gameplay loop is just so deeply unfun that I gave up before even getting to rank 10.
Technically zombie apocalypse is existing in ff14 same with apocalypse, and not really seducing its romantic and enjoyable scene, idk where you got bdsm from more like kinda being a demon and taking pleasure with your prince that people who were your enemy are being skinned alive, impailed, placed into a brazen pull, ripped apart by birds etc in a chamber you built and I mean its technically your island, so you should have the power to shape it anyway your heart desires it to be including more "evil" or darker ways


It's garbage an island of garbage.Technically zombie apocalypse is existing in ff14 same with apocalypse, and not really seducing its romantic and enjoyable scene, idk where you got bdsm from more like kinda being a demon and taking pleasure with your prince that people who were your enemy are being skinned alive, impailed, placed into a brazen pull, ripped apart by birds etc in a chamber you built and I mean its technically your island, so you should have the power to shape it anyway your heart desires it to be including more "evil" or darker ways
https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/...andfill_island
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