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They've always been extremely terrible about this sort of thing. They put out Heaven On High in 4.35 and Eureka Pagos in 4.36, effectively spamming us with two time consuming grind contents at once. I have no faith in their ability to space things out so that people who want to do both can do so without feeling pressured.
First off, any content that isn't the main story is "optional" (including the Crystal Tower raids in ARR as mandatory). You're basically going "well u can either do harder content which u dont enjoy or cry about it, this is a u problem." That... isn't how that works? But sure, I'll play devil's advocate for your strange take. Lets say most people who find nothing "casual" in the game to do right now decided to hop into the new Chaotic, the Savages, and Extremes. What would happen? It wouldn't be harmony and everyone getting along enjoying the raiding, I know that much. As a raider (I infer this based on every other post you've mad recently, correct me if I'm wrong) I feel like you encouraging people to do content they don't want will just open up an avenue for you to then complain about something or another, which would, ironically make them enjoy raiding even less than they did initially. Choice implies there is an accept alternative to something being presented. Raiders are eating good currently, what is the alternate choice here? Is there casual content being added to the game that only Havenchild can see?
They also do release pvp ranked seasons (which I must remind, for people ranking high enough, take at least as much time as progging ultimates), right when they release savage tiers or ultimate fights.
In spite of asking them multiple times not to do it, they continue to do it. It's not a small part that made me actually step back from high end pve content altogether as from now on because that's just too damn much to take. Imagine progging 2 ultimates at the same time with 15+ hours a week on both individually.
My refund of over £70 of cancelled XIV and DT merch came through. Until Chaotic I was able to say "I saw the good in DT and it worked for me", and "I'll take a break but I'll be back, surely?"
But with Chaotic it's clear it's just abuse of my money to subsidise yet more content (suggested by a high end creator) for high end raiders, and made with an eye on creators.
But hey "you can't please everyone", so naturally just focus on high end I guess! lol
Every piece of content (make sure their is a version for High end) variant, criterion (so we gotta have savage with special rewards, you can't just leave them with the challenge)
Relic zones , well make sure they've got a savage but just for them with extra rewards.
Chaotic Savage (F dem casuals) they've still gor original cloud of darkness (even if they've never actually played the team thing because of iLvl.)
Savage, not only are they going to get it but they'll get it when they want it! Can't keep em waiting!
(Yeah we know COVID skipped a relic area, but that's casual, so you can wait)
Want to enjoy casual first too? (Well that's ok because it's casual and F casual. The F stands for Frontloading and it's reserved for High end! Based!)
But hey after a dreadful MSQ that you knew was dreadful, make little effort on an alliance that is a shadow of what alliances used to be, on the black of the previous mediocre non challenges of EW alliance also. Gut Aurum, gut keeper, gut other stuff I can't be bothered to look up the name of.
Gut the jobs because they are there to serve ultimates and loggers after all! (F dem casuals)
We gave you all that solo content! All that text to read in the new beast quest? Hours of fun pressing X! You must enjoy it? We copied it from the last beast quest and you enjoyed that? (Did I?) And all those quest dialog boxes! We spent a whole day choosing which ai to us. (Get back in your box!)
All those Fates to keep you busy! We even gave you the exact same ones you loved from EW! (and ShB, and SB , and HW and ARR)
You can't expect us to invent new mechanics for both High end andv casual. Don't be so selfish. You've got engaging battle content!
(Unless your on Chaos DC, in which case you can't queue it)
Nah, merch just felt like, I had no pride and was happy to keep having the piss taken.
The AI is very sorry to have disappointed you. To hopefully make up for it, the AI has rewritten your complaint as a punk rock song.
Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Refund’s in, over seventy quid,
Cancelled my merch, yeah, that’s what I did.
Used to say DT had a spark for me,
“Take a break, I’ll be back, you’ll see!”
But now it’s Chaotic, I’ve opened my eyes,
Just paying for content the high end buys.
Creators and raiders, they’ve got it all,
The rest of us left to freefall.
(Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.
F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.
(Verse 2)
MSQ? Yeah, it’s barely alive,
Alliance content took a nosedive.
Jobs? They’re gutted, just serve the few,
Loggers and Ultimates, what’s left to do?
Oh, so much text! Press X to proceed,
Copy-paste quests are all that we need.
Fates we’ve seen since ARR,
Oh, how innovative you are!
(Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.
F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.
(Bridge)
Gut Aurum, gut Keeper, gut the rest,
Deliver mediocrity at its best.
"F for fun," that’s what you say,
While high-end gets it all their way.
(Outro)
Take my money, take my pride,
Leave me out of your raider’s ride.
Merch no more, I’m walking out,
Guess I’ve learned what you’re all about.
(Final Chorus)
Oh, you can’t please everyone, that’s clear!
Just the top-tier, cheer for the top-tier!
Relics, variants, savage on demand,
Casuals get the scraps from your hand.
F for casuals, yeah, we’ll wait our turn,
Frontload the raiders, let the rest just burn.
F for casuals, they can queue and pray,
But they’re left out, day by day.
MP3 (only for 24 hours)
That's absolutely brilliant. Sounds like the remarkable Honey Bane towards the end of The Fatal Microbes.
https://youtu.be/xAK0SMAPzdM?si=mO78IgFgyjMQRumB
Last edited by Mawlzy; 01-04-2025 at 12:37 PM. Reason: added YT vid
Please quit telling me to unsubscribe; I already have.
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#NeverForgetMao
Vive la résistance!
Last edited by Gurgeh; 01-04-2025 at 02:40 PM.
It's that REALLY AI though?
Honestly I dont believe it is. Maybe a little help from AI, but a lot of human help along the way.
The song is that AI?! Maybe. But I could believe there are some really talented filkers decided they'd rather record than spend another afternoon waiting for Chaotic to disband.
Was this AI?
I don't think they were necessarily putting out gear that they flagged as Ultimate BiS (since that's really a community driven thing) but 730 gear that has different sub-stats that could be better BiS options for some classes, like healers. IIRC in some cases, they were using crafted in BiS. Having alternatives to get BiS gear options has been something commonly asked for, be it through something like this or making Criterion more attractive to do.
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