"I don't want a minion, I want glamour gear!"
"Glamour gear?? Which my <insert race/gender here> can't wear/looks odd wearing? I want a mount!"
"Oh not another pointless mount I'll never use? I want furnishings for my house!"
"Furnishings?! When half the population does not have a house?! I want a minion!"

Repeat ad nausum

Result: no matter what Square Enix does it's wrong. Players are never satisfied.