Ridiculous 2.0 expections

**Gukswar** · 08-14-2012 03:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Qr7...feature=relmfu
I want this for XIV !!!

**Mishakai** · 08-11-2012 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by AngelicBeing

I dunno about you guys, but this is getting kinda crazy.

2.0's graphics will be so incredible, you can see them with your mind. As a result, even blind people will be able to play 2.0.
2.0 will have unprecedented levels of fun. Fun produces laughter, and laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, by the transitive property, 2.0 will cure cancer.
2.0 will be hailed worldwide as the greatest game of all time. The massive amount of profit it generates for Square Enix, and the tax revenue generated for the nation of Japan, will lead to the launch date becoming a Japanese national holiday. By popular demand, Yoshi-P will run for prime minister of Japan and win, virtually unopposed.
Achievements in 2.0 will grant pleasure far beyond a usual sense of accomplishment. With enough achievements, players will be able to transcend to a state of Nirvana.
The gameplay in 2.0 will feature intense immersion, so by leveling a class or job in 2.0, you will be able to perform all of its abilities in real life. Yes, even magic. 2.0 will teach players to use actual magic in real life. No smoke and mirrors. A disclaimer will run before the game warning players not to destroy their computers or homes by using Thunder inappropriately.
The UI in 2.0 will be so amazingly intuitive, it will even offer a feature that allows players to control the game by uploading the contents of their brain onto the servers. As a result, you will be able to leave your body and live in Eorzea for eternity.

So what've you guys heard lately?

All these sound about right... Are you trying to say my expectations are unrealistic???

**DarthTaru** · 08-11-2012 01:09 AM

Well I think it was clear from the beginning that SE would need to completely redesign the zones for this game to be a success. While we may be used to them now, the zones are the worst designed zones I have ever seen. That alone will be worth the wait and the hype. Beyond that many of the game mechanics are already very enjoyable and just lack content to really bring out their potential. We're also seeing a return of BR's. So all of this with Crystal Tower, open world Odin, possibly open world King Behemoth, token dungeons, PvP, etc...

I imagine it will answer our prayers, yes, and 2.0 launch is just the beginning.

**JouriStarz** · 08-11-2012 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by DarthTaru

Well I think it was clear from the beginning that SE would need to completely redesign the zones for this game to be a success. While we may be used to them now, the zones are the worst designed zones I have ever seen. That alone will be worth the wait and the hype. Beyond that many of the game mechanics are already very enjoyable and just lack content to really bring out their potential. We're also seeing a return of BR's. So all of this with Crystal Tower, open world Odin, possibly open world King Behemoth, token dungeons, PvP, etc...

I imagine it will answer our prayers, yes, and 2.0 launch is just the beginning.

Honestly I would have preferred them leave the zones the way they are and instead use that time to design new zones that are "better designed". The current zone designs were not the cause of my not enjoying the game.

**Spy** · 08-11-2012 04:55 AM

In 2.0 The Game will be F2P

In 2.0 A Copy of Final Fantasy Vs XIII will be available for download with it.

In 2.0 Flying mounts will be added, as well as every other possible mount idea ever!

In 2.0 You can play as a Panda.

**Altanas** · 08-11-2012 05:26 AM

IGN will play 2.0 for more than 5 minutes before giving it a fair error-free review

**Keith_Dragoon** · 08-11-2012 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by AngelicBeing

I dunno about you guys, but this is getting kinda crazy.

2.0's graphics will be so incredible, you can see them with your mind. As a result, even blind people will be able to play 2.0.
2.0 will have unprecedented levels of fun. Fun produces laughter, and laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, by the transitive property, 2.0 will cure cancer.
2.0 will be hailed worldwide as the greatest game of all time. The massive amount of profit it generates for Square Enix, and the tax revenue generated for the nation of Japan, will lead to the launch date becoming a Japanese national holiday. By popular demand, Yoshi-P will run for prime minister of Japan and win, virtually unopposed.
Achievements in 2.0 will grant pleasure far beyond a usual sense of accomplishment. With enough achievements, players will be able to transcend to a state of Nirvana.
The gameplay in 2.0 will feature intense immersion, so by leveling a class or job in 2.0, you will be able to perform all of its abilities in real life. Yes, even magic. 2.0 will teach players to use actual magic in real life. No smoke and mirrors. A disclaimer will run before the game warning players not to destroy their computers or homes by using Thunder inappropriately.
The UI in 2.0 will be so amazingly intuitive, it will even offer a feature that allows players to control the game by uploading the contents of their brain onto the servers. As a result, you will be able to leave your body and live in Eorzea for eternity.

So what've you guys heard lately?

I play 1.0 just fine tyvm! :P

I did hear that the AI in 2.0 was so life-like in 2 years SE will be using them for Robot Butlers/Maids.

**Arkine** · 08-11-2012 06:37 AM

2.0 Will be better than FFXI.

**Dhalmel** · 08-11-2012 07:11 AM

The latency problems will be fixed so players find different things to blame it on.

**neorei** · 08-11-2012 02:44 PM

^^^

lol

in 2.0 they're putting kefka as the good and assistant to Cid

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