Ridiculous 2.0 expections

**Giit** · 08-10-2012 06:53 PM

in2.0wewillbejumpingbypressingourspacebar,thereforeyouhavetotypelikethis,unlessyouwanttolooksillywhiletyping.

in 2.0, we will use a new FFXIV specific chat language called Japenchermanglish 2.0, no more need for auto-trans.

in 2.0, typing "lol" or "W" will be auto-replaced with "1.0"

**Colino** · 08-10-2012 06:57 PM

Once you get every achievement in 2.0, 4 smoking hot babes (or dudes, or a mix of both) are shipped directly to your home and will do your bidding... At least until new achievements come out.

**Fiosha_Maureiba** · 08-10-2012 07:45 PM

This is most of everything my MMO would have done.

It would have also been free / we pay you to play it.

And may require that you relocate to other planets or galaxies for better reception.

**neorei** · 08-10-2012 07:51 PM

2.0 new hair style

**Haibel** · 08-11-2012 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by neorei

2.0 new hair style

HAHAHHA! Is that the loinsmain for the upcoming man quo`te's?

**Mishakai** · 08-11-2012 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by AngelicBeing

I dunno about you guys, but this is getting kinda crazy.

2.0's graphics will be so incredible, you can see them with your mind. As a result, even blind people will be able to play 2.0.
2.0 will have unprecedented levels of fun. Fun produces laughter, and laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, by the transitive property, 2.0 will cure cancer.
2.0 will be hailed worldwide as the greatest game of all time. The massive amount of profit it generates for Square Enix, and the tax revenue generated for the nation of Japan, will lead to the launch date becoming a Japanese national holiday. By popular demand, Yoshi-P will run for prime minister of Japan and win, virtually unopposed.
Achievements in 2.0 will grant pleasure far beyond a usual sense of accomplishment. With enough achievements, players will be able to transcend to a state of Nirvana.
The gameplay in 2.0 will feature intense immersion, so by leveling a class or job in 2.0, you will be able to perform all of its abilities in real life. Yes, even magic. 2.0 will teach players to use actual magic in real life. No smoke and mirrors. A disclaimer will run before the game warning players not to destroy their computers or homes by using Thunder inappropriately.
The UI in 2.0 will be so amazingly intuitive, it will even offer a feature that allows players to control the game by uploading the contents of their brain onto the servers. As a result, you will be able to leave your body and live in Eorzea for eternity.

So what've you guys heard lately?

All these sound about right... Are you trying to say my expectations are unrealistic???

**Colino** · 08-11-2012 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by neorei

2.0 new hair style

Oh gods I would switch to that immediately.

**DarthTaru** · 08-11-2012 01:09 AM

Well I think it was clear from the beginning that SE would need to completely redesign the zones for this game to be a success. While we may be used to them now, the zones are the worst designed zones I have ever seen. That alone will be worth the wait and the hype. Beyond that many of the game mechanics are already very enjoyable and just lack content to really bring out their potential. We're also seeing a return of BR's. So all of this with Crystal Tower, open world Odin, possibly open world King Behemoth, token dungeons, PvP, etc...

I imagine it will answer our prayers, yes, and 2.0 launch is just the beginning.

**JouriStarz** · 08-11-2012 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by DarthTaru

Well I think it was clear from the beginning that SE would need to completely redesign the zones for this game to be a success. While we may be used to them now, the zones are the worst designed zones I have ever seen. That alone will be worth the wait and the hype. Beyond that many of the game mechanics are already very enjoyable and just lack content to really bring out their potential. We're also seeing a return of BR's. So all of this with Crystal Tower, open world Odin, possibly open world King Behemoth, token dungeons, PvP, etc...

I imagine it will answer our prayers, yes, and 2.0 launch is just the beginning.

Honestly I would have preferred them leave the zones the way they are and instead use that time to design new zones that are "better designed". The current zone designs were not the cause of my not enjoying the game.

**CrystalWeapon** · 08-11-2012 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by neorei

2.0 new hair style

Changing to a male Miqo immediately and naming it Macgyver if this is the epic hairstyle I can expect.

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