How do I spend more than 1 hour doing content in this game?

[Crafoutis]

Indeed, so lets hope more people make the healthy decision to stop playing this game and spend their time and money on better games, which are numerous. It would be nice of Yoshi-P to remind people to do that in the next Live Letter.

He has done so in the past numerous times, and will probably continue to do so.

As it turns out, the people who continue to play or repeatedly return to the game outnumber those who quit completely. And now that I think about it, there's probably a significant venn diagram overlap between people who return and people who continue to use the forum after having 'quit'.

Contributing to web traffic is good for brand SEO, negative or positive opinions don't matter to search engines after all.

[Reinha]

As it turns out, the people who continue to play or repeatedly return to the game outnumber those who quit completely. And now that I think about it, there's probably a significant venn diagram overlap between people who return and people who continue to use the forum after having 'quit'.

Don't know about that one, since the game has had 30 million registered players in total but only has 1-2 million concurrent subscribers at best according to the most accurate estimates. Turns out at least 28 million registered players are not playing anymore. Here's a fun fact: the venn diagram circle of the people who never return is within the circle of those who unsubscribe at any point. Everyone that posts on the forum will be in it one day, including you. Bon voyage!

[IOwn92FCHouses]

Don't know about that one, since the game has had 30 million registered players in total but only has 1-2 million concurrent subscribers at best according to the most accurate estimates. Turns out at least 28 million registered players are not playing anymore. Here's a fun fact: the venn diagram circle of the people who never return is within the circle of those who unsubscribe at any point. Everyone that posts on the forum will be in it one day, including you. Bon voyage!

No worries! For every person that unsubs, I'll make a new service account and I'll pay for the sub!

BTW, nothing says "I'm quitting" like shouting on the forums about how you're quitting. You'll be back. Because the people that actually quit don't keep coming back to an outdated early 2000s style internet forum that a minority of a minority of a game's players use.

Do you need assistance hitting that logout button 1 final time? It's in the upper right. It's blue, at least in the desktop view. Can't miss it.

[Reinha]

No worries! For every person that unsubs, I'll make a new service account and I'll pay for the sub!

BTW, nothing says "I'm quitting" like shouting on the forums about how you're quitting. You'll be back. Because the people that actually quit don't keep coming back to an outdated early 2000s style internet forum that a minority of a minority of a game's players use.

Do you need assistance hitting that logout button 1 final time? It's in the upper right. It's blue, at least in the desktop view. Can't miss it.

You seem really uncomfortable with reading my posts. Just relax, and don't forget to smile! Another user was under the false impression that it's not possible to post while unsubscribed and I told him I would help with an estimate of how long one can do that. It's never too late to educate people.

Since you are a submariner I was wondering, do you know Titanmen?

[IOwn92FCHouses]

You seem really uncomfortable with reading my posts. Just relax, and don't forget to smile! Another user was under the false impression that it's not possible to post while unsubscribed and I told him I would help with an estimate of how long one can do that. It's never too late to educate people.

Since you are a submariner I was wondering, do you know Titanmen?

Ah, deflection. Your first post on these more recent pages was stating how your sub just ran out, how you were so happy to play another game that you lost track of time, how you enjoyed Yoshi-p's stance on taking a break. All with a clearly obvious chip on your shoulder.

So happy to quit that you had to derail a thread with off topic bullshit. And now the deflection when called out?

I see the game improved on November 25th.

[Reinha]

Ah, deflection. Your first post on these more recent pages was stating how your sub just ran out, how you were so happy to play another game that you lost track of time, how you enjoyed Yoshi-p's stance on taking a break. All with a clearly obvious chip on your shoulder.

So happy to quit that you had to derail a thread with off topic bullshit. And now the deflection when called out?

I see the game improved on November 25th.

What got you so emotional about Nov 25th? It can't be my one reply to you and surely you haven't been going through my posts and gotten wound up by yourself? If that's the case I'm flattered I guess.

I'd like to remind you that the topic is how to spend more than one hour in this game and my anecdote was alluding to the fact that it's easy for players to do that if the gameplay loop is actually enjoyable. It has never been about the content and achievements people have done or have yet to do, but whether it is fun to do them in the first place. I suppose I should have made that clearer so the people who aren't quick thinkers can keep up with the conversation.