Quote Originally Posted by Rustyhagun View Post
Dalmud is not a moon. Stop thinking this. It is a huge planetary weapon/machine, and the people/things inside, controlling it are very upset... This theory of mine is no joke.

Don't you people get it already. There is obviously only one possible thing in there and that's....THE ENTIRE FFXIV 2.0 DEVELOPMENT TEAM. *insert dramatic cue*

And the wandering minstrel/Yoshi-P is actually Nael van Darnus! It makes perfect sense that way. The way that Nael suddenly turned powerful was simply because Yoshi-P requested cheats from the dev team inside. Obviously Yoshi-P is a sore loser.

They wanted to create a new eorzea so they had to move their office to a new place. The changes, updates and patches are being rained down from up there in the form of meteors and are destroying/changing everything! It's like a giant CPU core lol.