Dear FFXIV ARR,
Next week at Gamescom, please blow me away okay, please sweep me off my feet. Like literally sweep me, carry me, I want to fall in love with you, but I can't if you're mediocre. Slam me against the wall, leave me breathless, do NOT take it easy. Bring it on everything. I want to be smacked in the face, repeatedly, with a wall of new gameplay information. Do not show me mercy!

This is the final, final chance, I think many websites and magazines will cover this, so this is it. Go all out, don't hold anything back. The 2 CGI trailers have left people hanging and watering in their mouths, so this needs to be like feast that must be ravaged. Like literally, it needs to be sumptous and juicy and like when I see it, I want to be salivating all over my desk, it needs to be ravaged.

There should be no question after this Gamescom what FFXIV ARR will be, which is a realm reborn, not an expansion. Pull out all the stops, it's been a long 2 years since last time we've done it together, this is the moment we all have been waiting for okay? So fireworks, explosions, everything. Blow my mind away , like fry my brains. I want to be struck with a thunder of jitteryness and excitement. Like I want to be thunderbolted and fireblasted.

In the end, I want to fall in love, so do this for me, and I will be yours forever.