I think, I just thought of something stupid

[ZoReee]

I mean, the game is full of suggestive themes. Straight up pillowhouses, prostitutes on the streets in at least two locations, those Miqo'te twins that talk about "polishing the shaft... OF THE SWORD" of the Highlander in Thanalan. So one hidden shadow-dong is not out of the realm of possibility! Plenty of innuendo spread out in the game at least in the English translation.

I feel like This is Developing into the Seven Seggs Wonders of Eorzea