Yo Mama FFXIV

[Rannie]

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears red everyone screams in panic saying dalamund has hit.

[Doho]

yo momma so fat shoulder tackle only gets her halfway to the mob
yo momma so fat she can instantly deactivate those blue circles at batraal just by walking over them
yo momma so fat you have to use sacred prism to completely cast protect on her

[seshen]

Yo momma so fat she uses Gae Bolg as a toothpick

[Venat]

Yo momma so fat, when she went to mog fight, and she got a arrow to the caff.

[Rannie]

Yo momma so ugly the white raven took one look at her and fled screaming "Nevermore"

[JouriStarz]

Your momma's so fat she causes "your momma" limitations to exist in this game.

[AsterBarnivere]

Yo mama so fat, that when she tried to set her retainer in Ul'Dah's wards she got the message:
"The designated Area is full"

[Ichimaru]

Yo mamma so fat and stupid, she thinks dalamund is a spicy meatball

[bobbygunz]

Yo Mama so fat, when she hecks the bed there's only crumbs.

Yo Mama so fat, Dunesfolk for Dinner is literal.

Yo Mama so fat she eats a stack of food and still isn't well fed.

[Livioti]

Yo momma so fat, Ifrit has to avoid HER cracks.